RumiNations: I am Waiting for … The SCOTUS of Babel

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I am waiting for … the Supreme Court to redefine the words uphold, defend, and constitution, so we know what people are pledging when they pledge to uphold and defend the constitution. Why not? If state no longer means state and marriage no longer means marriage, why not redefine the whole thing? Ever since Roe v Wade, the constitution has had things in it that are not anywhere in the words. I feel the least the Supreme Court can do is rewrite the thing so we can all see what it actually says and not be surprised by what the court decides.

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